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Pet peeves on a dice game? there's so many...

Late bettors.

People who make improper bets and get mad when I can't figure out their retarded ideas. 27 across? bet. 49 inside? no bet. Oh, you meant 44 inside, including the point, high 9. that's a bet. fucktard.

Boxmen or base dealers who try to figure out complicated prop box payoffs out loud. especially when they're not doing it in english, and they get the wrong fucking number.

Grouchy old fuckers. I was always taught to respect my elders. after dealing with these jerkoffs for a few years, most of my elders can kiss my entire white ass. Grouchy old people suck

Players who are convinced that they're system or method of play is the best and/or only way to play the game. If they teach others, they are even worse.

Micro tippers. Win: $10,000. Tip you: $2. Keep it, please.

Anyone who has ever said to me, "you have a bad attitude". Fuck off. Let's see how your attitude is when i show up at your work, break all your rules, blame you for it, and treat you like a farm animal.

Bosses who won't give me an E.O. in craps because there's a big player coming, and "we need strong dealers". Oh yeah, then the next day, they schedule me to deal blackjack, and some extraboard rookie is dealing craps. WTF

Boxmen who do jack shit. IF a beef comes up, wake up and fucking try to fix it. Don't just sit there if i'm in some argument with a player. either tell the player to shut up, or tell me to shut up. I hate worthless boxmen.

Rookie dealers who say "I knew that" every time they blow a payoff. Or, they have an excuse for every mistake/blow procedure. no one cares. just fix it and move on. we were all break ins once

Suits who have to be right just because they're in a suit. We're all people. I may be in black in whites, but you fuck up plenty. Just admit it every once in a while. I admit it when I make mistakes.

Players who bet a horn, world, C & E, and/or 3-way craps all at once. Just bet a god damn $25 world or something.

Players who start barking payoffs and press moves before it's their turn. 16 people fit around a dice table. STFU, i'll get to you when i'm good and ready, and barking numbers and pointing your finger is a good way to make me slow down

Players who ask, "is this right?" if you made some stroke bet like 185 odds when the point is 6, and you don't like my payoff, you need to either know what it pays and tell me, or bet 200 odds like a normal person. Otherwise, yes, $222 is the right payoff on your dumb stroke bet. FOAD.

Stick dealers who ask, "is that right?" when i'm on base. see above. If i'm wrong, tell me how to fix it. I'll cut out the extra checks and send it. If you're not sure, figure it out somewhere else besides a live game.

Boxmen who know less than me trying to bust my balls. I deal a clean game with very few shortcuts, and I stick pretty close to procedure. I have no problem with going through the come, or using my outside hand, or whatever. But if you tell me this shit, you better be able to tap me out and show me the right way. Don't talk shit cuz you're sitting in that little seat.

Good lord, the list goes on and on. This just scratches the surface.