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Does anybody else feel this way??

here is why i feel this way......


The first warm weather in the mid-west hits, people get spring fever... And everyone starts playing golf.

it would be just fine if it stopped there, but NO!

after a day of drinking and smoking cheap smelly cigars, one member of the golf group will always suggest "lets go to the casino"

next thing you know, I've got 3-6 Douche-Bags from the chicago area standing on my end and thinking they are the Shit!
Throwing Handfulls of multi-color Cheques into my layout and into my working stacks.. Throwing in stupid prop action when the fucking dice are in the air!

tossing their $5.00 hardways behind my working stacks over and over and over again...

"Sir, please give all your hardways and center bets to the stick man!" but NO! these Chicago land cocksuckers dont listen to a word i fucking say.. They just keep on splashing my layouts and giving me all of their stupid center Bets..

Eventually I snap, and make a joke or comment about what's going on, and then all of a sudden these MACHO MEN turn into sniffling little bitches who go hurt feelings!!

"we're just here to have a good time" and "isnt this your job" they reply....

So, the next time you are on a golf course and there is a 4-some of 20-40 somethings on the tee box next to you, or in the fairway, or on the green..

STEAL THEIR FUCKING GOLF BALLS!, or Hit balls into them and act like you have no idea that it's a bad idea!
or if they are on the T-box and near you, Put your cart in reverse so it makes the BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP sound constantly and interupts their concentration....


all in all, I love playing Golf.. But man, why are golfers such a bunch of CockSuckers!

later,
sockman