I work the floor.
Dealer motions me to come over to her BJ game. She attempts to explain something that went wrong in her thick Asian accent.
Dealer: Yaba abba uump ump ooohhhh
Me: What? (I wanted to say What the fuck are you talking about?")
Dealer: Umpa de dis dat yaba hum
Me: What?
I look at the players. What is she saying?
Player: She hit my hand. I didn't motion for a hit.
Dealer now looks at me like I'm from fucking outer space.
Thank you MGM Mirage for hiring dealers like this. Nice to know with so many qualified ENGLISH SPEAKING dealers out of work that you thought this gal was a better choice.











