He was talking more along the lines of the possibility of numbers that could hit, not the payoff. I know the guy didn't have a clue about house edge.
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Posts: 16 (03/10/08 11:36) |
on the come out roll i say, "Hardways work unless called off!"
player says in slurred speach,"I am almost always never not working!!!" ??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 62 (04/10/08 12:03) |
We had this long roll for about 45 minutes, seven out. A guy says to me "I have to use the bathroom i'll be right back" So he leaves, come out on
a point of 8, have a few rolls. He gets back and says "Do I have anything working out there?" I was so tempted to say "Yes sir, we took the
liberty of reaching into your rack, and putting you up for 54 accross, is that ok?"
And a all time classic, just looking at a payout "Did you pay me right"...then i'll say "no sir, I payed you wrong on purpose"
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Posts: 4 (04/17/08 09:48) |
Guy has 5 on the line, 5 on the no... Point 5, he throws 5 in the come, 5 in the dont with 2 bucks behind the line.
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Here's Your sign | ||
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Posts: 2 (04/18/08 04:35) |
I had just opened up a bj table.
When an elderly gentelmen walks up to the table with a jacket on from another casino in the same state and looks at me and the dealer and asks ( is this a Black Jack table?) Duhhh No its roulette see the ball ! 
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Posts: 749 (04/21/08 11:47) |
A guy having a pretty decent roll yesterday shouts out "I am on viagara and I am going to shoot for an hour".....well I couldn't resist and told
him if he shoots for four hours he should immediately consult a physician.
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Geffen Izlude |
funny things that happen on dice. | ||
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Posts: 1747 (05/16/08 10:43) Mod |
One cabbie playing I'm empty on the other base.. young lady comes to the table and asks how much to bet the six and the eight. I say $12. she gives me a
twenty ands asks for the bet. later a few others start playing and she asks me "how do you know which ones are mine?" I ask her what her name is
She says "Judy." I lift up her place bet on the 6 as if I'm looking at the underside of the chip and say "this one's yours." Then
she turns to her friend and says "man these guys are good."
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My favorites on Roulette |
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Posts: 1 (07/13/08 09:27) |
One player to another "Just bet red AND black and you'll win every time right?"
Or, when a player has nearly all his/her color of non-value chips, 200 or so, and asks "I have to go to the bathroom, can I just leave these here?" The response I like to give: "No, you have to put them in your pockets." I love seeing their eyes widen a mile to that one. Player betting even, 0 hits. I take all outside bets. Player asks "isn't 0 even?" But I never make players feel stupid. I want them to feel comfortable and learn. and hope that they'll tip us. One bad experience and they may never come back. |
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Do over? |
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Posts: 62 (07/14/08 12:23) |
This is the best one I have ever heard. A guy comes up to the came, and it's clear he's never played dice in a casino before, but he's played in a
less formal enviroment. He's betting hardways and has all his bets up, takes his 20 practice throws, then throws the dice up down the table,and while they
are still in the air, says "Do Over!" and then the dice land on seven, and the dealers clean up the layout.
The customer immediately protests, HEY! I said do over! That roll doesn't count, if you call it in the air, then it's a do over. I almost wet myself laughing so hard...do over huh?!?!??! I wanted to tell him thanks for the laugh but i'm sure he wouldn't think that was funny. Do over, that's the best thing since "ghost runners" when you played baseball as a kid! |
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