A guy had been firing the dice right into the glass, after being told not to.
He fires another roll right into the glass and it lands on the Ace-Duece.
The dealer calls. Off the glass for 3!
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GeeJoon |
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After ten years i've heard some pretty good ones. My favorite for this one.
A guy had been firing the dice right into the glass, after being told not to. He fires another roll right into the glass and it lands on the Ace-Duece. The dealer calls. Off the glass for 3! |
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12 hard 12 the Ron Jeremy roll
3 craps the Vegas roll ... come away single Commin out like a congressman in an airport bathroom!! DIE DOWN INSIDE LIKE HEATH LEDGER!! (Got some nasty looks for that one) DIE DOWN OUTSIDE LIKE RIVER PHOENIX!! (replace dead celeb as needed) 3 crap swallow a little and spit a little, don't worry folks he's/she's still learnin! 2 for you three for me (pushing dice to a new shooter) thats the way it has to be throw em far and high, but not as high as my eye Lookin for an 8, 6ty 2 will do ... 5ty 3 to see but 44 will get you the full score 4ty 1 will git er dun There are others, but thats all I could think of off the top of my head. I use all the tried and true "stupid ass stick calls" as well. Thank God I work at the Hard Rock where I can get away with that $#!^!! PEACE D
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the other day they raised the price of a buffet dinner in our adr from 2 bucks to 4 bucks.........when the pit was near my call was "winner, winner, 4
bucks for a buffet dinner"
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the other day they raised the price of a buffet dinner in our adr from 2 bucks to 4 bucks.........when the pit was near my call was "winner, winner, 4
bucks for a buffet dinner"
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appistappis |
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the other day they raised the price of a buffet dinner in our adr from 2 bucks to 4 bucks.........when the pit was near my call was "winner, winner, 4
bucks for a buffet dinner"
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3s crap like jeter.
10 hard zipper ripper a lil 4-1 for the poor one "4 come hard" say it fast "fu com hard" |
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10 Easy -- "Tennesseeee"
12 crap -- "it's a king crap" |
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horn hi |
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"SEVEN OUT" After a 30 min roll full of nontipers. Always a favorite.
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GeeJoon |
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This one really isn't a stick call, but i heard a stickman say this...
Customer: Hard eight, five bucks Dealer: Hard eight, no two ways about it! or this one Customer: Are you open? Base Dealer: Are you george? |
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Sitellious |
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3 crap - iggy oogy oggy doggy..
One old time dealer told me that one... |
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sockman522 |
best stick calls ever.. | #10 | ||
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20-45 minute roll... ( no tips along the way)
OUT 7, LINE AWAY etc..... " very nice roll shooter, If you didnt make any $$$ on that roll you must be wearing a name Tag! " Nobody but the box and fellow dealers ever laugh... |
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