He was talking more along the lines of the possibility of numbers that could hit, not the payoff. I know the guy didn't have a clue about house edge.
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on the come out roll i say, "Hardways work unless called off!"
player says in slurred speach,"I am almost always never not working!!!" ??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 37 04/10/08 12:03 |
We had this long roll for about 45 minutes, seven out. A guy says to me "I have to use the bathroom i'll be right back" So he leaves, come out on
a point of 8, have a few rolls. He gets back and says "Do I have anything working out there?" I was so tempted to say "Yes sir, we took the
liberty of reaching into your rack, and putting you up for 54 accross, is that ok?"
And a all time classic, just looking at a payout "Did you pay me right"...then i'll say "no sir, I payed you wrong on purpose"
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Guy has 5 on the line, 5 on the no... Point 5, he throws 5 in the come, 5 in the dont with 2 bucks behind the line.
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Here's Your sign | #105 | ||
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Posts: 2 04/18/08 04:35 |
I had just opened up a bj table.
When an elderly gentelmen walks up to the table with a jacket on from another casino in the same state and looks at me and the dealer and asks ( is this a Black Jack table?) Duhhh No its roulette see the ball ! 
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Posts: 727 04/21/08 11:47 |
A guy having a pretty decent roll yesterday shouts out "I am on viagara and I am going to shoot for an hour".....well I couldn't resist and told
him if he shoots for four hours he should immediately consult a physician.
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Geffen Izlude |
funny things that happen on dice. |
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Posts: 1534 05/16/08 10:43 Mod |
One cabbie playing I'm empty on the other base.. young lady comes to the table and asks how much to bet the six and the eight. I say $12. she gives me a
twenty ands asks for the bet. later a few others start playing and she asks me "how do you know which ones are mine?" I ask her what her name is
She says "Judy." I lift up her place bet on the 6 as if I'm looking at the underside of the chip and say "this one's yours." Then
she turns to her friend and says "man these guys are good."
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