I would love to hear stories about the biggest dufus/loser/jackoff you've ever seen on a blackjack table. I've had a few in my ten years. There was
this one guy who takes the cake.
I was dealing in the midwest. He use to come in buy in for like $40 on a 8 deck shoe. He'd play third base, he'd wait until it was his turn and then he thought he was playing who wants to be a millionaire. It'd go something like this "Ok Ok, so i've got 14, you've got a Queen, there are a lot of lows out there, not a whole lot of highs, I had fourteen last time, i think i'm going to stay" Every hand! He would change what he'd do every time (hit 14 into a ten one time, stay the next time) the first hand he was right, he had 14, he stayed, I had a queen, I turned over a 6 and pulled a king. The guy stands up and says, "see now that's how you call a blackjack game gentlemen!", and of course every time I had an ace he'd say "Scare card, Scare card!" or when I had a deuce showing, "that's the dealers ace!" needless to say, he stayed with me for 8 hours.
I was dealing in the midwest. He use to come in buy in for like $40 on a 8 deck shoe. He'd play third base, he'd wait until it was his turn and then he thought he was playing who wants to be a millionaire. It'd go something like this "Ok Ok, so i've got 14, you've got a Queen, there are a lot of lows out there, not a whole lot of highs, I had fourteen last time, i think i'm going to stay" Every hand! He would change what he'd do every time (hit 14 into a ten one time, stay the next time) the first hand he was right, he had 14, he stayed, I had a queen, I turned over a 6 and pulled a king. The guy stands up and says, "see now that's how you call a blackjack game gentlemen!", and of course every time I had an ace he'd say "Scare card, Scare card!" or when I had a deuce showing, "that's the dealers ace!" needless to say, he stayed with me for 8 hours.
