Approaching a dice game, with players on both ends, money in the layout, and dice flying through the air, this moron asks, and i quote, "Hey, is this game open?"
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sevenout11 |
how may "stupid player quotes" can we get? |
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I know over the years, i have heard some good ones from every type of player out there.....and the rest of you im sure have some whoppers too. I will start this with one of my favorites and see how many we can get here....
Approaching a dice game, with players on both ends, money in the layout, and dice flying through the air, this moron asks, and i quote, "Hey, is this game open?" |
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pranus |
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As well, we can go to casinoplayers.net (no,no, I made that up) and ask: how many stupid dealer quotes can we get?
I think it would even out. Unless you toss in the comments at the shift "motivation" meetings. |
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FluidMotion2000 |
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Player walks up to a Blackjack game and asks is this 21?
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wrestlejoe |
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After I explain how the side bet on 21+3 works the customer asks, "So do I place the bets after the cards are dealt?"
Wouldn't that be swell?!?! |
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onlypaladin |
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Just quote anything pranus says. I am really tired of the put-downs by you, pranus. I wonder, how many years have you stood behind a gaming table? Have you ever waited on or served the public in anyway? Your comments have very little value to me, and serve no purpose.
OK, rant over. My favorite question from players is "where is the closest cashier", as if I would send them to the farthest cashier. Oh well, people are funny . . . except for pranus. |
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pranus |
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Why would you send them to the farthest cashier?
Of course you wouldn't. Obviously you wouldn't even think of it. |
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TheWheelDealer |
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haha.... hahahaha.... hah hah... hahahahahah!
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OKcardslinger |
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Every day, dealing $4/$8 limt hold 'em, at least one player will ask what is the highest bet he or she can make on the river.
The answer is always $8.00. |
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sockman522 |
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Dealer is standing at dead table. ( not a Tft house )
Player walks up and says " you look bored " " are you mean?" "maybe you should smile more" " do u want some company?" " I never get to be alone at the table, someone always jumps in!, that is so rude!" I think this list could be a mile long. Peace, Sockman522 |
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lump450 |
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A player sits down on my pai gow poker table and bets $10. This is pre-shufflemaster, so I make seven piles of seven cards, shake the dice cup and deliver the hands. The new player picks up his seven cards and studies them for at least fifteen seconds before saying; "Hey, this isn't blackjack."
I'm walking by a tournament BJ table as the players are seated and waiting for it to start and I overhear a woman say: "I just don't understand why our play isn't rated during the tournament." I mark up the winning number on the roulette wheel and return to the bankroll to prepare payoffs when this woman that bet a winning corner, reaches across the layout and swepts her's and everyone else's bet (including the dolly) from the layout. When I asked her why on earth she did that, she shouted; "Well I won, didn't I?" A girl is looking at my crap table and is obviously wondering how the game is played. I say; "If you have any questions, feel free to ask" Her question while pointing to the point number boxes; "Why is the six and nine written out while the rest are numerals?" |
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chezvin |
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Guy walks up to our dead crap table, say's "are you guy's open ? Yeah sure wer'e open. Dump the bowl, give him the dice. Right before he shoots, he looks up and say's, "am I the only one playing" ?........
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