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During your marriage, you will find that your sexuality will move through 3 stages. First you will encounter the "house sex". this starts at the honey moon and ends somewhere between 5 and 10 years of marriage. During the house sex stage, you will have passionate sex anytime of day with noon being a popular time even on weekdays. You will have sex in every room of the house and on every horizontal and even some vertical surfaces. At this point, you will graduate to your next stage; the "Bedroom Sex stage." This is the stage when things mellow out quite a bit. Your lives are so busy with family and your careers that you have to plan your romantic encounters and often can only fit sex into one night of the week, Thursday seems a popular day, and with the kids, you can only do it in the bedroom. This stage lasts until your last child has moved away, but keep in mind that if your freeloading kids move back in, you don't go back to this stage. You have now moved on to hallway sex. this stage will last for the remainder of your marriage or the end of your life, which ever ends first. During this stage you have hallway sex very often, but it's pretty fast and not very enjoyable for either partner. during this stage you simply walk by your partner in the hall and say;























"F U C K Y O U"