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        <![CDATA[ What's hard and long for a dealer?scoll down ! ! ! ! V3rd Grade2nd jokeheard tonight at tableLittle Johnny is sitting on a park bench eastin a candy bar.I man walks by and tells him eating candy id bad for him. It has empty calories and can harm his teeth. If he didn;t eat candy bars he would live longer.&quot;Mr. my grandfather lived to be 97 years old&quot;&quot;And I suppose you're coing to tell me he ate a lot of candy bars?&quot; the man said.&quot;No, he lived so long because he knew... ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This white guy goes to bathroom, as he is stood doing his thing this black guy comes in and stands next to him. As they finish up the white guy notices the black guy has the same tatoo as him so the white guy says&quot;  WY, is your girl called WendY as well ? &quot; the black guys says &quot; nah man it say Welcome to the Bahamas have a nice daY&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ What's hard and long for a dealer?<br>scoll down<br> !<br> !<br> !<br> !<br> V<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>3rd Grade<br><br>2nd joke<br>heard tonight at table<br><br>Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench eastin a candy bar.<br><br>I man walks by and tells him eating candy id bad for him. It has empty calories and can harm his teeth. If he didn;t eat candy bars he would live longer.<br><br>&quot;Mr. my grandfather lived to be 97 years... ]]></description>

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