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			<description><![CDATA[ you pitch a bitch about how low the tokes where when 2500 unemployed dealers applied for the one on-call extraboard opening in your club.
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You get a second dealing job to support your gambling habit when there are thousands of unemployed dealers who would give their left nut for a gig.
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You ellect a union to represent you, then transfer to a non-union club owned by the same company.
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you ever vot to decertify a union (wait, thats the &quot;you might be a idiot&quot;... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You ARE a jackoff if you play &quot;Craps no more&quot;.    This game attracts the best &quot;personalities&quot;.<br><br>I love the &quot;only the 2 and 12 work on the come out.&quot;  <br><br>Or &quot;only the even numbers work on the come out&quot;.<br><br>This is such a stroke game.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You might be a jackoff if you take it upon yourself to &quot;clarify&quot; everything the dealer and boxperson are teaching to the new, confused craps player.  <br>Dealer:  &quot;Think of a come bet as the same thing as a pass line bet but with its own point.&quot;<br>Newbie: *light bulb* &quot;Oh, that's easy enough!&quot;<br>Jackoff: &quot;Yeah, the come bet, see, you put a bet out in the come, minimum five dollars, and then the dice roll, and then something happens to the bet, same as with... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I had a customer tell the other players not tip me as well. Without hesitation I yelled at him to shut up. It shocked him that I was so blunt but there are certain things I will not tolerate and fuck the casino of they think I am going to dummy up and deal. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ We have a ghetto thug that comes in and treats us like shit.  He thinks that he owns the casino, and acts like he is 2 years old when he doesnt get his way.  He never tips, of course....in fact he has told people NOT to tip us.   Once a player tossed in a $5 chip for a toke, this asshole grabs the chip and tosses it back to the player, and tells him not to tip us!! <br><br> I warned my box, if he does that on my game, I'll tell him &quot;Dont touch my FUCKING money!&quot;  Write up or not,... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ YOU MIGHT BE A JACKOFF IF YOU.....Belly up to our table and turn into a one man crap game on a busy friday night - &quot;give me all the hardways hoping, hi-lo-you and a 3way seven $20 action - Hard six? I win? Great, press up the six place bet to $114 and press the 8 to $72 and keep all my action up and press the hardways hopin $3 each and give me a $15 hi-lo and a $15 horn hi aces - I win again? Great, press up the hardways.......&quot;<br><br>Thinking to myself.....<br>YOU..... ]]></description>

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