http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/forums/7 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Mon, 12 May 2008 14:38:24 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/forums/7 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/3923/t/First-Roulette-Spin.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (electricdealer) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/3923 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:07:10 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/3864/t/You-might-be-a-jackoff-if-.html feeds@yuku.com (leetron56) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/3864 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:16:39 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1296/t/poem-quot-The-Craps-Dealer-quot-.html feeds@yuku.com (kcnoman) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1296 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:37:06 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1295/t/You-might-have-a-gambling-problem-if-.html
you run while in a casino...

brag that you have been playing for 14 hours, and dont intend on stopping anytime soon....

you shit or piss your pants at the BJ table because you dont want to miss a hand...(this happens alot at the "ghetto casino" here in town)...

you fall asleep at the craps table....

you fall asleep while watching the craps table because you wont go home and you have NOTHING else better to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Uhavenoaction) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1295 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:13:35 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1297/t/YOU-MIGHT-BE-A-JACKOFF-IF-YOU-.html Craps jackoffs

All other jackoffs

Please continue! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Diceteach) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1297 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:20:03 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1304/t/Jello-shots.html
The hostess of the party is known for supplying very strong jello shots for this event. The crew had about 6-7 of said shots. They were strong and very good. During the game she came around... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (code54a) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1304 Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:39:52 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1294/t/Whats-your-quot-theme-music-quot-when-you-tap-in-.html
For instance, mine would be "Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica. (I harvest the sorrow of my players)

Another good one is "I Hate Everything About You" by Ugly... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Uhavenoaction) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1294 Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:10:39 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1307/t/Heard-at-the-tables-tonight-9-1-07.html
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Hand a sign that reads "BINGO" over the front door. (more)

Now a riddle.

What is this?

When you pull on it, it gets longer.

It fits between a woman's breasts.

It disappears into a crack.

When it gets jerked, it works.

scroll down again... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (OKcardslinger) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1307 Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:58:59 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1305/t/Dealer-Laughs.html scoll down
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3rd Grade

2nd joke
heard tonight at table

Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench eastin a candy bar.

I man walks by and tells him eating candy id bad for him. It has empty calories and can harm his teeth. If he didn;t eat candy bars he would live longer.

"Mr. my grandfather lived to be 97 years... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (OKcardslinger) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1305 Sun, 15 Jul 2007 21:20:10 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1308/t/Overheard-at-the-table-humor-.html
We have had a LOT of rain lately. The most in June for the last 50 years or longer. The casino sits just North of the Red River in Oklahoma.

The Red River is usually pretty low, but the flood gates were open up stream and the river was deeper than I have ever seen it. It was within a few feet of the bottom of the I-35 bridge.

I suggestted he blame being late on the weather. Saying... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (OKcardslinger) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1308 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:45:16 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1306/t/This-was-funny-as-hell-.html


Buddy is the only player left at this table.
He sevens out.
nobody else at table so we offer to start new roll with the guy so he does. places table minimum on the pass line. rolls a 5. places a minimum come bet. rolls a 5. 3 craps & loses his line bet. 12 craps loses line again. 12 again loses. 3 crap loses.

GET THIS!

he has no more money left but has a come bet remaining on the 5, but doesnt have enough to put down another line... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (PhreakDealer) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1306 Sat, 25 Nov 2006 22:19:43 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1309/t/My-initial-interview-with-Wynn-Las-Vegas-Cocktails-.html
Just thought I'd share it this morning as it's getting WAY too serious in here. Lol. Maybe I'll mail Wynn a copy. Think he'd find it funny? Lol.

Edited on 8/30/06: I did mail it to Human Resources after I was again rejected-this time for a position that I was CLEARLY qualified for. Now for... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HarrahsHell) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1309 Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:30:07 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1300/t/how-may-quot-stupid-player-quotes-quot-can-we-get-.html
Approaching a dice game, with players on both ends, money in the layout, and dice flying through the air, this moron asks, and i quote, "Hey, is this game open?"

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So its another usual P triple M Saturday night at the craps table. The table was surrounded by a sea of ghetto funk all screaming for the trey trey. My register remained virtually empty except for a couple of $3 place bets on the six and eight. Meanwhile the field and the big Six and big Eight were loaded with bets. The dice were moving slowly due too all the heavy setters. Prop bets were coming in while the dice were in the air, and all I kept hearing over and over... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cincinnati1313) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1301 Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:08:31 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1302/t/no-action.html feeds@yuku.com (sevenout11) http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1302 Sat, 27 May 2006 21:27:44 GMT http://thedealerslounge.yuku.com/topic/1310/t/where-is-the-Wynn-golf-course-.html
I responded "yes" and before I could point him in the proper direction, he added:

"UNDER the casino?!?!?!?!"


It was hard to keep a straight face.

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