Casino Stories Forum

beautiful ricochet

feeds@yuku.com (deadeye) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:36:02 GMT

this happened today, I got off shift and had to post it here:

4 am at a San Diego tribal casino, two players on a little nothing dice game, each playing straight out on either side. Both the players are regulars but only one of them regularly plays dice. The non-dice playing regular (who is a 23 yr old shut in with no social skills who hits on every female within range and gets absolutely nowhere with them) takes the dice, places 10 on the don't pass and guns them across the...

cool story about blackjack..

feeds@yuku.com (bigdan4712) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:26:18 GMT

believe this story or not...it really happened....i was running relief on a dice table plus a handicap blackjack game (hour and 20) and it was time for me to hit the blackjack game.....i tap in...burned my card, closed the bets...and dealt to the 5 spots on the table....all aces. hah. i said. no way they are all getting blackjack. give myself a 7....ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. the table erupted! everyone in the pit drew their eyes and attention onto the table. pit boss tells me he'd...

Funny Story in BlackJack Game!!!!

feeds@yuku.com (CasinoDealerAC) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:15:48 GMT

_ this story was so funny to me and i want to share it with everybody, to me it so funny and made my day, i was laughting so hard when it happen!!!.

1st Story:
_ I was dealing BlackJack on that day, about 5 players on my table, one lady she was from somewhere not american and she play at my table, she got heavy accent when she talk.....Every time she got 11 she will double down, and the funny part is: she love to call out give me the << Big Card >>
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Out of the mouths of babes

feeds@yuku.com (kenodave) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:48:20 GMT

When I was a keno supervisor at Harrahs up at the lake, we had four keno games differentiated by their color. There was the White game in the center of the casino, Orange game in the front portion of the casino, Red keno was our restaurant game and the Gold game in the 'North Casino.' A customer, unfamiliar with the various games, inquired as to why the White game was so named. Without hesitation, this keno writer said, 'You have to be white to play it.' I had my head turned...

Winning Craps

feeds@yuku.com (porter12) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:20:45 GMT

Learn to win at craps 85% of the time from retired math professor.
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Stupid surveilance quote

feeds@yuku.com (jimson) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:40:32 GMT

Floorman gets a call from upstairs. "Why did that dealer pay the whole table, he had 21." The Floor replies, "Uh, because it's 3 card poker."

You speak Chinese??

feeds@yuku.com (jimson) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:23:26 GMT

I'm on a BJ game next to a Super Fun 21 table. My table is full of Asians jabbering a mile a minute in their native tounge. When I turn over a soft 17 and start paying and taking, a couple of them look confused and in the midst of all these Chinese words I hear "soft seventeen", so I pause and explain that on Super Fun we hit soft seventeen but stay on all other BJ games. One girls eyes get wide and she asks incredulously "You speak Chinese??!! I just winked at her and kept...

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

feeds@yuku.com (OKcardslinger) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:43:19 GMT

Our bad beat jackpot is pretty easy to hit since it gets hit about once a week on average. Seriously

Now on occassion it does grow to a nice size, it usually hits between $15K and $18K but recently it got up to $27,000.

To hit, Aces full of Kings or higher must be beat by a higher hand; both hole cards on both hands must play and there must be $30 in the pot.

Simple, straightforward rules that have been posted for well over 3 years.

When the BBJ was at...

You might need a vacation......

feeds@yuku.com (sevencrapslol) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:55:37 GMT

Ok. I am not sure how to forward this to every forum, so if anyone can help........ I think we can all contribute this thread.

YOU MIGHT NEED A VACATION
If you work all day/night in a casino and your idea of relaxing and getting away from it all is to get on a dealer's forum and talk about it until you have to go back to work.

Anyone else have ideas? Let's make this fun and real!

You might be a JackOff

feeds@yuku.com (sevencrapslol) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:14:46 GMT

You might be a Jackoff if you think that just because you have ALMOST graduated from dealing school you know more than your box. OH that's right, she is a woman....,and you are MANLY....
CRAP GAME.

job description

feeds@yuku.com (blkjkdlr) — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:02:56 GMT

I get whined to, bit*hed at, blamed, called names, guilt-tripped, and the life sucked out of me every day for the last 13 years......
I work every holiday and every weekend so idiot addicts can give their money away because they can't control their greed. I never see the sunshine because I work nights, and on my days off, I don't leave the house because I can't stand to see more people. I see the worst side of people all night long, people love...

Q

feeds@yuku.com (skeedaddy) — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:40:38 GMT

First bet I ever asked for was while I was working stick on the front game at the Horseshoe, this was around 1977. The tokes were split shift-for-shift casino wide and the incentive to go out for a bet just wasn't there. This particular night the table was slow, but one of those hot dice sessions developed around the player to my immediate right. He was betting the line and every now and then the field, but just couldn't miss. He went from red to green checks in a matter of 10...

Anyone seen a worse beat?

feeds@yuku.com (bookthatbet) — Sun, 03 May 2009 10:25:17 GMT

My jaw dropped when I dealt this one -- and on my honor, every word of this is true.

I was breaking in in a little card room in Washington, dealing Pai Gow. Dealt the cards out, this guy starts going nuts. "You won't beat me this time," he said, and showed the table his cards: a pair of aces on top, with a straight flush on the bottom! The table and I were celebrating his good luck as I rolled over my hand...

Aces on top, BIGGER STRAIGHT FLUSH on the bottom!...

Thing we have said or done on a table and got away with..

feeds@yuku.com (aZero to 36) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:10:17 GMT

I have dealt to some very fun players who like to go back and forth with the dealer, sometimes the language can be unsuitable for the cardroom where I work.
One player said to me while he is sitting on a limit table "Why can't I go all in? this place sucks azz" I reply "Next time you come into the cardroom please leave the crak pipe at home or at least bring enough to share".

new hangout

feeds@yuku.com (3way) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:49:26 GMT

Since this site is Absolutely useless to anyone but break in dealers and those looking for work ,is there a spot where all the others have gone to post and discuss the current industry issues?

fun story from the land of the indians

feeds@yuku.com (deadeye) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:16:57 GMT

I deal at an indian casino in california....'nuff said.....the land of fruits, nuts and bad asian grinders. One of our suits has been there since forever and a day back when we were still in tents. Back then, when he was dealing, pitch was an additional game for a dealer and there were 2 pitch tables and 3 dealers on that shift who knew it. In the middle of a shoe, one of his players, an older asian lady, decided he was too hot and dumped a bottle of water over his hands, deck and up...

Introducing Mr ChipTricks

feeds@yuku.com (Mr ChipTricks) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:58:56 GMT

Introducing Mr ChipTricks

Mr ChipTricks is the rather obvious pseudonym of Casino Games Inventor and Poker Player, Stephen Au-Yeung.

Perhaps best known hitherto as the deviser of Nick-names - he famously gave Dave Ulliott his 'Devilfish' soubriquet - Stephen has launched himself into the world of digital dexterity using standard poker chips to illustrate the art of prestidigitation.

With an extensive catalogue of Chip Tricks, ranging from...

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feeds@yuku.com (Brazen) — Fri, 23 May 2008 01:32:49 GMT

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First Roulette Spin

feeds@yuku.com (electricdealer) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:07:10 GMT

My first spin on roulette was one for the books. Wanting to make a good impression, I gave it all I could. Well, the ball went flying, right into the cleavage of a very busty woman's top. All the guys raised their arms as if I just kicked a field goal. It was quite embarassing, especially when my floor told me to retrieve the ball. She got the ball herself and gave it back. My next spin had significantly less power on it.

You might be a jackoff if...

feeds@yuku.com (leetron56) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:16:39 GMT

you give a hard time to a boss when left on the game over an hour - even though this boss usually gives you 40's.